Q:hey you know those photos of trees where it looks like they have a big round human ASS, that's a tree disease right, what's it called
if it’s what I’m thinking of, those are called Burls if you’re murrican or Burrs if you’re from pretty much literally anywhere else
It’s less of a disease in itself and more like a sign of a disease. Usually fungal infections fuck up the tree growth and cause them
People actually steal them sometimes because some of them are super valuable. They make really cool looking carved stuff and are really dense.
what the fuck. they just chop the ass right off a tree and sell it to the tree ass black market. that’s brutal
That’s… Yeah, that’s actually pretty accurate.
People have actually been arrested for it and redwood national park gets blocked off at night because people stealing and selling tree ass on the black market is such a big problem
requesting backup for a 376 in process, that’s right we’ve got a tree ass jacker here
I had an idea about an Orc political activist in the past, and this is a more developed version
He’s actually a former Shaman apprentice, and while he appreciates the old ways, is a practicing Doctor. He served in the Argent Crusade, and basically envies the Alliance’s medical services and is really embarrassed by the Horde’s. Like, non-priest medicine.
He’s basically an aggressive Orc guy who is also an intelligent practicing doctor with a superiority complex
I’ll prob play him after I play more Andaryses
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Birthday: August 15
Favorite color: Don’t rlly have one, but green is p close
Lucky numbers: I don’t really believe in luck….
Height: 5’9, 5’10-ish
Last dream you remember: Me and a girl I used to know where running from dinosaurs
Can you juggle: no
Do you like dancing: YES I love dancing
Do you like singing: Yes but I’m craaaap
Dream vacation: Moped, through Venice and Rome and Paris and Vancouver, Washington.
Dream guy/gal: Someone smart, long noses are good, and good sense of humor. Some common interests, but differences are good too.
Dream wedding: Fireworks
Dream pet: A German Shepard
Dream job: I used to want to work in a cubicle, doing like marketing or accounting or something when I was 6-10, that seemed really domestic, but now prob working as a Science Writer for like a big time journal, and also an artist on the side.
Favorite song: From Finner - Of Monsters and Man
Favorite album: On Oni Pond - Man Man
Last song you heard on the radio: That one that goes ‘I don’t know where I went wrong, I could write a song. I belong with you, you belong with me in my sweet heart, or some such
Least favorite song: It sort of changed p often, depending on how i’m feeling but it’s probably Happy - Pharrel Williams, when it comes on the radio or something and I’m not looking for it.
Least favorite album: Idek
Least favorite artist: I don’t listen to music I don’t like, I am very shut-in about it, so idk about that either
Hair color: any
Eye color: any
Biggest turn-off: Self loathing
Biggest turn-on: Intelligence, woah mama.
Whilst at Staples buying a chair, I was suddenly captivated by a nearby…whiteboard. Suddenly I thought: I could be the kind of guy who has a whiteboard! I could have multicolored dry erase markers- I could write words or numbers or have meetings with diagrams! I could be that guy! That guy is a together adult! That guy can be counted on to make his deadlines and always smells faintly of new car! That guy is a successful young professional. THAT GUY HAS HIS OWN WHITEBOARD. So.
If you build the Gladiator’s Sanctum in your Garrison you get a questline called “Nemesis” where you pick an enemy horde/alliance race and once you kill 500 players of that race in PVP, you get a title:
Kill 500 Horde, Alliance players get:
- Orc: “Orcslayer”
- Troll: ”Troll…
You doggone traitor KROGU IS NOW GOING TO GET DRAENEI DESTROYER
i want a late night adventure. i want someone to call me up and say, “i’m outside. let’s go do something!” i want to go out late at night in my pj’s and my hair all tied up. maybe drive around. go to a park and just swing on the swings. maybe sit in the grass and watch the stars or maybe go to a 24 hour food place and pig out. i just want a late night adventure with people i like to be around. no drama. nothing but good vibes and good company.
Famous for its scenery, cinematography, and near complete lack of special effects (almost exclusively used simply to remove bystanders from shots), The Fall was filmed over a period of four years in over twenty countries, including India, Namibia, South Africa, Italy, and Indonesia. One review said, “See it for no other reason than because it exists. There will never be another like it.”